Thank You for Benign and Begin

A couple weeks ago I had seven intruders removed from the sanctuary of my inside world. (that would be my body)

Two of these intruders were really mean, and the other five were fairly innocuous.

Well, my new pal, the doctor cut them outta my reality and returned my inner sanctum to it’s rightful environment.

The doctor sent the intruders to some crime scene lab investigator who rendered them “Benign”.

Woo Hoo!

I will not press charges against these intruders on account of I don’t ever want to see them again.

They scared me out of my wits and forced me to confront them with the only weapon I had in my sanctuary—my mind, which was a little bit clouded because they tossed in a fear grenade when they entered.

This fear grenade caused me to become a little disoriented and head in the wrong direction toward the exit.

Well, they are gone now and the cloud has cleared so I can get on with the business of my crime free life without worrying about intruders anymore.

I like how the word Benign has the same letters as the word Begin—with an extra N for Nitrogen, which is the main element of the Earth that I’m gonna stay upon for a while.

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~ by leakelley on January 5, 2010.

8 Responses to “Thank You for Benign and Begin”

  1. I’m loving that word benign myself. Glad to hear you are on the mend. Let’s celebrate soon, ok? ❤

  2. So glad to hear that the news is good, Lea. Now get on with it!

    🙂

  3. —> B9 A very very good thing. So happy.

  4. Whew, so good to hear they are benign. Wishing you a speedy recovery, sending some good healing waves that way.

  5. YEAH!!! What good news Lea! Love ya!

  6. and there was the matter of knowledge
    how it changes us,
    it shouldn’t, we should be balanced.
    what striving hearts try and remain
    innocent, what trouble to hold
    the glasses on.
    and there forgivive
    the strength to see.

  7. Yay for benign! I am so happy to read this news Lea!

  8. Lea, I have heaved a huge sigh of relief reading your post. You have been on my mind. Yay! We must celebrate. I am coming to the west coast very soon and am planning a trip north. What are you doing around your birthday? 🙂 🙂

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