Thank You for Soap Box Warnings
Note to self:
If one stands upon a soap box, they may get suds in their eyes when it rains on their platform.
Every soapbox should come with a warning.
CAUTION: You may be correct in your opinion and the diatribe explaining it, but this soap box may collapse under the weight of your exuberance and get soap in your eyes.
Keep away from children, small animals, and mono focused prosthletizers.
It is recommended by the manufacturer that this soap box be placed upon a stable foundation prior to use.