Thank You for Life’s Big Joke and Filling in the Blanks

 

So…

An Optimist and a Fatalist walks into a bar…

 

__________ is playing on the juke box.

The Optimist orders a __________. The Fatalist orders __________.

 

The Bartender says, “Look if you guys are gonna __________, you’ll need to __________ .”

 

The Fatalist says “But we don’t __________ .”

The Optimist says “ Can we __________  instead? ”

 

A __________ looking __________  at the end of the bar interjects “ Maybe they should __________. “

 

Just then, a __________ comes running out of the __________ and __________  a __________ onto the bar.

 

The Bartender __________  his __________  and heads to the __________ .

 

The juke box  __________ .

Everyone in the bar ___________  the Fatalist and the Optimist.

 

The moral to the story is,  If you’re __________  a __________ then you better __________  a  __________.

 

 

Blank Options: (Any variation of the words with any prefix or suffix)

 

Farmer’s daughter

Toilette paper

Gorilla

Eye

Priest

Wear

Hammer

Jump 

Nail

Bathroom

Carry

Gymnast

Door

Throw

Whisper

Shoot

Skin

Cricket

Slam

Irishman

Climb

Face

Frog

Dance

Be

Filling

Need

Duck

Turn

or any number of words you made up yourself

 

Oh My God! Life is so __________!

Of course, that depends on the way you fill in the blanks.

 

 

 

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~ by leakelley on May 28, 2009.

One Response to “Thank You for Life’s Big Joke and Filling in the Blanks”

  1. Oh I love it! Any story that involves a gymnast, cricket, and a priest, pretty much means life is so filling it makes you want to do a dance over a frog, while trying to shoot a nail into the eye of a gorilla. Or any variation thereof.

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