Thank You for Life’s Big Joke and Filling in the Blanks
So…
An Optimist and a Fatalist walks into a bar…
__________ is playing on the juke box.
The Optimist orders a __________. The Fatalist orders __________.
The Bartender says, “Look if you guys are gonna __________, you’ll need to __________ .”
The Fatalist says “But we don’t __________ .”
The Optimist says “ Can we __________ instead? ”
A __________ looking __________ at the end of the bar interjects “ Maybe they should __________. “
Just then, a __________ comes running out of the __________ and __________ a __________ onto the bar.
The Bartender __________ his __________ and heads to the __________ .
The juke box __________ .
Everyone in the bar ___________ the Fatalist and the Optimist.
The moral to the story is, If you’re __________ a __________ then you better __________ a __________.
Blank Options: (Any variation of the words with any prefix or suffix)
Farmer’s daughter
Toilette paper
Gorilla
Eye
Priest
Wear
Hammer
Jump
Nail
Bathroom
Carry
Gymnast
Door
Throw
Whisper
Shoot
Skin
Cricket
Slam
Irishman
Climb
Face
Frog
Dance
Be
Filling
Need
Duck
Turn
or any number of words you made up yourself
Oh My God! Life is so __________!
Of course, that depends on the way you fill in the blanks.
~ by leakelley on May 28, 2009.
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Tags: Challenge, Fill in the blanks, Joke, Life is what you make it, Options, perspective, writing your own life
LEA KELLEY SAYING THANK YOU FOR... 
Oh I love it! Any story that involves a gymnast, cricket, and a priest, pretty much means life is so filling it makes you want to do a dance over a frog, while trying to shoot a nail into the eye of a gorilla. Or any variation thereof.