Thank You for Misfortunate Combinations

This takes a little creative visualization.

 

Alphabetically:

 

Acrobats, Advice, and Alcohol 

 

Barbed wire and Baggy pants

 

Cats, Computers, and Coca-Cola

 

Daredevils and Delicate features

 

Elevators, Earthquakes, and Elephants

 

Floors, Facelifts, and Free falls

 

Guns, Gamblers, and Gloating

 

Hills, High heels, and Hurrying 

 

Imagination, Ignitions, and Ineptitude

 

Jitters and Juggling Jackhammers

 

Keys and Kleptomaniacs 

 

Lawyers and Legislation

 

Mayhem, and Most anything

 

Nuclear reactors and Nincompoops

 

Ovulation and Oops

 

Parachutes, Padlocks, and Problems

 

Quaaludes, and Quick decisions 

 

Rabies and Rampages

 

Scanty Swimsuits and Sabotage

 

Terriers, Teeth, and Tendons

 

Uranium and Underwear

 

Vegetarians and Veal

 

Wind and Wigs

 

Xerox machines and X rated photos

 

Yodelers and Yawning

 

Zippers and Zealots

 

If you have a blog that includes even one of these combinations, I would like to read it!


Advertisements

~ by leakelley on May 16, 2009.

6 Responses to “Thank You for Misfortunate Combinations”

  1. You have a very interesting mind. 🙂

    I can vouch for cats, computers, and Coca-Cola being a misfortunate combination. Only in my case it was iced tea, but that would ruin the alliteration.

  2. Robin,
    Was it Chamomile tea?

  3. That would work, wouldn’t it? 🙂

    Alas, no, it was oolong.

  4. Ovulation and Oops

    I was sooo expecting “orgasm” with this one.

    xoxo

  5. I can’t get it out of my mind: someone rushing downhill in high heels. Just a bit too much tilt on that one. 🙂

  6. Gotta admit the one I laughed hardest at was Ovulation and Oops. Brings back memories of times past. Oh… hi kids!!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

 
%d bloggers like this: