Thank You for Misfortunate Combinations

This takes a little creative visualization.




Acrobats, Advice, and Alcohol 


Barbed wire and Baggy pants


Cats, Computers, and Coca-Cola


Daredevils and Delicate features


Elevators, Earthquakes, and Elephants


Floors, Facelifts, and Free falls


Guns, Gamblers, and Gloating


Hills, High heels, and Hurrying 


Imagination, Ignitions, and Ineptitude


Jitters and Juggling Jackhammers


Keys and Kleptomaniacs 


Lawyers and Legislation


Mayhem, and Most anything


Nuclear reactors and Nincompoops


Ovulation and Oops


Parachutes, Padlocks, and Problems


Quaaludes, and Quick decisions 


Rabies and Rampages


Scanty Swimsuits and Sabotage


Terriers, Teeth, and Tendons


Uranium and Underwear


Vegetarians and Veal


Wind and Wigs


Xerox machines and X rated photos


Yodelers and Yawning


Zippers and Zealots


If you have a blog that includes even one of these combinations, I would like to read it!

~ by leakelley on May 16, 2009.

6 Responses to “Thank You for Misfortunate Combinations”

  1. You have a very interesting mind. 🙂

    I can vouch for cats, computers, and Coca-Cola being a misfortunate combination. Only in my case it was iced tea, but that would ruin the alliteration.

  2. Robin,
    Was it Chamomile tea?

  3. That would work, wouldn’t it? 🙂

    Alas, no, it was oolong.

  4. Ovulation and Oops

    I was sooo expecting “orgasm” with this one.


  5. I can’t get it out of my mind: someone rushing downhill in high heels. Just a bit too much tilt on that one. 🙂

  6. Gotta admit the one I laughed hardest at was Ovulation and Oops. Brings back memories of times past. Oh… hi kids!!

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