Thank you for Clean,Transgendered Para Jumpers with an Attitude
So, my pal, Karma calls me this morning. Says “Lea Kelley, there was a giant wolf spider in my bath tub last night when I took a shower. He was huge! “
“Was he the size of a Buick?”
“I just left him on the other side of the tub while I showered. But I think I might of killed him with the soap and water. I’m gonna go look and see if he’s still there by the drain.”
Silence on the other end.
I take a sip of my coffee.
I pet the cat.
“Oh my God! He’s still there!”
“Well I guess you didn’t kill him, you just cleaned him up nice.”
“I don’t want him here. He can’t live with me!”
“Well you could evict him since he didn’t pay rent. But you may have to call the police if it gets out of hand.”
“I think he’s pissed off, what should I do?”
“Take a jar, put it over him, slide a piece of paper under it, and carry him outside.”
“But he’ll jump!” “Did I mention, he’s really huge? Probably the type to have a bunch of babies, then what?”
I am baffled. I say “Let’s blog about it and see if anybody’s got an idea.”