Thank you for Smokin’ Anger Management
The next time you ask someone to put out a cigarette, stop.
They may put out your lights instead!
A friend sent me a link to a medical research article on behavior and brain function associated with nicotine.
I know now that smokers are very angry people who are merely trying to protect you from their anger by having a brain altering cigarette now and again.
I have new respect for smokers.
Smokers are heroes. They are modifying their own behavior for you.
Smokers are putting their lives on the line to prevent violent crime, bar fights and street brawls—instigated by themselves. Thank them. They are making your world a safer place.
Also, in light of this revelatory new discovery, I think tobacco and fire arms are inappropriately put into the same tax category.
I also think we should lower the price of cigarettes and eliminate psycho pharmaceutical drugs. It’s the right thing to do.
~ by leakelley on April 28, 2009.
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Tags: Anger, behavior, brain function, mental health, nicotine, Public Safety, Smokers, Smoking