Thank you for Things I Don’t Understand
If we can put a man on the moon,
why can’t we Invent;
healthy food shaped like donuts
a remote control stop light
a perfume alarm for elevators and small rooms
a toaster with an optical mechanism that recognizes brown before it turns black
a shower stall that has a blow dryer like a car wash to save on towels
a TV with a commercial blocker that pops up your bank account balance
a car that holds twelve people and runs on gossip
a public restroom within a hologram that makes it appear clean
an expanding closet
a federal prison that is actually an educational institution
an intravenous coffee delivery system
silent nail clippers
child proof candy wrappers
a vacuum cleaner that doesn’t scare the bejeezus out of a cat
plants that sing back
a cure for mean people
an ironing board shaped like a shirt
a noncompetitive sport that dominates Monday nights
a self cleaning refrigerator
a beer that provides cerebral stimulus and intellectual enhancement
a language translator for feelings
broccoli that is marketed as “Captain Crunch”
an oxygen converter that looks like a cigarette
a heating system for leather couches
keys that find the owner through pheromones
and why can’t we…
Put a woman on the moon?
~ by leakelley on December 13, 2008.
Posted in Art and Other Lea Kelley Blogs, contemplation, creativity, Funny, humor, if we can put a man on the moon, inventions, Life, lists, potential, society, women
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LEA KELLEY SAYING THANK YOU FOR... 
uhm, a very interesting question.
Incidently, rumor has it that a team of physicists and engineers working for the North Korean government has recently developed a shirt-shaped ironing-board 🙂 However, even if true, it’s still classified technology 🙂
Good chuckles here! Thank you for those!
for instance, i would like an ace bandage that didn’t smell funny directly out of the package…
I think you better start filling out some patent applications before I start stealing these ideas.
(Imagine my plants singing back to my helper monkey as he watered them…*BIG SMILE*)