Thank you for People Who Know Better


than to;

 

cook cheese on a stick over a campfire

 

spend three days in the desert with just a twelve pack of Budweisser 

 

enlist in the Military to get a journalism degree 

 

go cow tipping (in sandals, at that)

 

drive a ‘68 volkswagen over steep mountain passes towing a trailer on a rope

 

tell a rabid coyote to “Sit!”

 

clean antique furniture with clorox

 

refrigerate a birthday cake with lit candles

 

claim American citizenship to get out of jail in a third world country

 

use crazy glue to repair the sole of a shoe while wearing the shoe

 

take a car battery on an airplane

 

chew bubble gum in 120 degree heat

 

accept a loan from a guy named Vinny

 

offer a loan to a guy named Squiggy

 

rely on the news media for information

 

place a BBQ next to the trampoline at a party 

 

stop to pray when a careening bus is two feet away

 

feed a dog peanut butter

 

buy one of those monster trucks to impress a girl

 

ask directions to the office in a psychiatrtic ward

 

get on a crowded elevator after lunch at El Taco Del Frijoles

 

wake me up in the middle of the night just to ask what I’m thinking about

 

Please, stop, think, don’t do it! 

 

Be one of the people who know better.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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~ by leakelley on January 26, 2008.

3 Responses to “Thank you for People Who Know Better”

  1. than to
    go for an Akon concert and get molested by him
    have a cobra as a pet
    take grammar lessons from Bush
    Short, light and entertaining like most of your posts! 🙂

  2. than to
    join a gym in January, take up the machines and lockers, and then disappear around February 15th.

  3. I promise never, never, never to wake you up in the middle of the night to ask you what you’re thinking. I’ve seen it. It’s not a pretty sight, and one that could land a person two feet in front of a careening bus, praying or not.

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